"True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."   ~~ Jason Jordan

"We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves." ~~Eric Hoffer, philosopher and author (1902-1983)

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. " ~~Albert Einstein

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." ~~Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

"I didn't really say everything I said." ~~Yogi Berra

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" ~~Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" ~~Batman (1989)

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." ~~ Albert Einstein

"You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught." ~~Thelma & Louise (1991)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."   ~~The Princess Bride (1987)

Lincoln Six-Echo: "What's 'God'?"
McCord: "Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you."   ~~The Island (2005)

"My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get." ~~Forrest Gump (1994)

"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words." ~~ Woody Allen

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." ~~Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."  ~~Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (1980)

"'Normal' is just a cycle on a washing machine." ~~Unknown

"It's hard to make predictions, especially about the future."~~Yogi Berra

"I'll be back."~~Terminator

"Together the ants ate the elephant." ~~
Ghanian Proverb

 

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